LUCIFER FIRST SCENE

OFFICER: Turn the music down, sir. Hey, cut the music.

LUCIFER: I'm sorry. 

OFFICER: You know why I pulled you over? 

LUCIFER: Well, obviously, you felt the need to exercise your limited powers and punish me for ignoring the speed limit. It's okay. I understand. I-I like to punish people, too. Or at least I used to.

OFFICER: License and registration. 

LUCIFER: Coming right up. 

OFFICER: Are you trying to bribe me, sir? 

LUCIFER: Yes, of course. Is that not enough? Take more. It's only money. 

OFFICER: It's against the law, sir. 

LUCIFER: You people are funny about your laws, aren't you? You break the law sometimes, don't you? 

OFFICER: Sometimes I put my siren on and drive really fast for no reason at all, just 'cause I can.
LUCIFER: Right? And why wouldn't you? It's fun. It feels good to get away with something, doesn't it?

OFFICER: Yeah. 

LUCIFER: Uh, it's okay, Officer. People like to tell me things, those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind. It's a gift. Must be something about this face. 

LUCIFER: You're tempted to keep that, aren't you? Well, what are you waiting for, permission? Go on, take it, buy yourself something pretty. You deserve it. But if you don't mind, I really must be on my way. 

OFFICER: Oh, yeah, of course. 

OFFICER: Hey, have a nice evening. 

LUCIFER: You, too, Officer. You, too.